Departing tomorrow, the SS Failboat sails across the corporate sea in to a brave new world.
Of course we will miss SS Shitboat, our sort of home borne out of a nomadic exisistance within the lower reaches of the great white vessel. Anyway as the SS Shitboat departs for the final voyage we soon discover the the SS Failboat is a much smaller craft. So much smaller personal effects such as 2nd/3rd Irons and lots of cabin spare parts need to cast overboard.
Jetsum has never looked so good, mind you the flotsum on the devon beaches earlier this year wasn’t too bad (Well if you bagged a BMW motorbike that is, the tampon and nappy collectors were well, scum).
So over board comes a couple of Irons, one required a new plug the other required a clean up. Other objects of desire heading my way is a collection of Kettles and teapots and a Corby Trouser Press. Quite a booty in my opinion, but it was not just me. We all managed to grab a few bits here and there.
Ebay might be a little busy in the next week.
Look forward to more SS Failboat in the coming weeks.