All aboard, time to raise the anchor and set sail on an action packed adventure.
On boarding the SS Failboat you are soon in awe of the planning and work that taken place to get us this far. By work I meaning the physical decoration of the continuous white paint job. With regards to planning the superb idea of separating most of the fairly import teams around the deck. Finding one’s cabin aboard Failboat is a fairly easy task, just head to the worst possible place as you’ll find it. The cabin is a typical open plan cabin, with no privacy. Once the luggage has been unpacked then the experience can commence.
Sitting comfortably in the new cabin you can take in the marvelous view, other cabins, a pointless stand-up cabin area and the vast behemoths that are wardrobes. After a while you feel the need to explore. Naturally the Galley of the Failboat is one location of interest. Located near the bow the Galley provides a mixed fair of expensive food and extortionate drinks. So quickly we establish that the Galley is not a place to visit for any food requirements.
Other facilities include a Chapel, communal Showers and Toilets. The decks are fitted with a unique cold air blowing system, that seems to be fairly cold. Once we established the limitations of the Galley, we thought it best to take the shore boat and see what the locals can offer.
Once in the foreign land we discover a world not seen within the realms of the Failboat. This world contained beautiful people, decent food at a decent price, warmth and the important thing, a sense of purpose. On returning to the Failboat we heading towards the Galley with our bargain booty. The crew looked on helplessly as other passengers strolled in to examine their booty, most of this booty was much the same as ours. The small island of Tescolocal and neighbouring St.Subway presented the guests with such tasty offerings. Some chose to bring small packages from other locations such Myhomefridge or Themissusmadeit. No matter where these treasures came from, we all enjoyed our own offerings.
Other small islands such as Dodgychinese, Fishandchipston and Greggsisle will be visited over the next few days. Again the goods from these shores will be examined in the Galley.
The Galley itself is a humble place, quite cosy infact. It certainly will be once we collect the passengers from SS Freakhouse and SS QuiteNiceLocation.
Stay tuned for more details about SS Failboat and all who sail in her.