Flickr and the Fucktards

In fairness to Flickr, there are many many forums that have the full compliment of fucktards.  Some of the fucktards run the sites.  Anyway, a quick browse on the forum side of flickr (ie group questions).  A familiar scene unfolds.

Person:  I’m looking for a lens, I have a

17-40

50mm

70-200

Fucktards:  Best look at the 24-70 f/2.8 nothing better.

Right, they are correct.  It’s a great lens, but the fucktards seem content to just state get the best lens without regard to what the original poster requires.   On an Apple forum with a photography page someone wanted a 70-200, so the usual 70-200 f/2.8 IS brigade start up again.  The 70-200 f/2.8 is top bollocks.  However it’s top bollocks price, but the tards never really seem to understand that.  Plus a I pointed out, twice the price and weight of the f/4.  To which a ‘of course it is, it can shoot in half the light’ bollocks post appeared.  Yes I know it fucking can, I do know what a lens does.

However tards of the day belong to two flickr posters

One suggesting his beloved EF-S 17-55 IS will be his first choice on a full frame body ‘if’ he upgrades, because of the lack of IS on the 24-70.

Another 17-55 IS owner claiming it’s a much better lens than the 24-70.

Anyway, rant over.  Time for bed.

Canon 580EX Mk2

So the beast has arrived. Not in the original form of the 580EX, but the upgraded model. Source as of late the ever reliable Kerso (Ian Kerr). Ordered and shipped within a couple of days. Superb service.

Teh Beast

Initial reaction is ‘it’s big’. O.k. not huge but bigger than my old 380EX (Currently on Ebay!).

So what can it do. Well everything my old 380EX could but a whole lot more. Like many of the flash units produced after the 380 it is more controllable via the rear panel. Setting up second curtain sync is a couple of button presses now, rather than a hunt though custom settings.

One clear advantage is the swivel head. The ability to bounce flash on the 380 was useful, however this (and like the 420,430, 550 and 580 mk1) has much more control. Being able to bounce flash from behind gives the user more control (as with my old 380 bounce was limited to above and left/right in portrait).

Many may find my excitement over this new found flash freedom odd. But it’s a new thing for me.

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New iMac, Bullshit season ptII

Whilst bored, found this image on flickr.

iMac or Bullshit?

The usual blurry crap. It could just be a 23″ Cinema display with iMac imposed on the back. Probably is, anyway. At least I didn’t make this one up this time.

Good news is we only have to wait until tomorrow to find out. CBA to find out the exact time, just go to MacRumours and they’ll tell you.

However, I care little about the iMac. I’m waiting for a headless iMac or a new MacMini.

Oh, btw Apple, please don’t sue me.

/edit:  Shock horror it was bollocks.

Bullshit season again

Yes folks it’s that time of the year when all the blogs that know (fuck all) post guesses about the new Canon cameras. So without breaking from this bi-annual event thought I’d post my own made up specs.

Right, with the EF1200 being a right expensive cunt Canon are about to release the stunning new EF1200 f/1 IS DO Teasmaid. Sourced from the finest bullshit, it is a lens that makes tea. But not very good tea (just like any other teasmaid then). Made up picture…..

Believe this and your a twatAlthough it is a 1200mm the Superb DO optics (sourced from the rarest of Smirnoff Black Label Vokda bottles) mean the lens is a compact model. So small infact Canon couldn’t be arsed with knocking out a new body. They had a surplus of 300mm f/4 shells which has come in handy. Currently the retail price is not known, but after a couple of bottles of Grolsch it seems to be around the £800 mark.

Hot on the heals of this bullshit comes the stunning Canon EOS 2D. 28megapixel CCD sensor. Still no in Camera IS just to keep the Sony/Pentax/Olympus fanboys happy. The camera boasts an impresive 30fps and comes with a tethered Cray mainframe to help speed up the data transfer.

Originally designed by Tibetan monks the 2D is a camera to set the standard for the next 6 weeks. Which should coincide with the speculation about the next Canon 1.5D or even the .89D which will piss over every thing.

The gullible should look at the photographic representation of the 2d below.

Yes your still a twat

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King of Sandwiches

Pork

Yes, pork baguette and gravy. Obviously diet coke cos I’m fat.

Found a nice Deli on opposite the currently being demolished HP Sauce factory in Birmingham. Great food at a veritable bargain price of £3.75. Oh, I’d avoid the pub next door. It’s a bit of a vile pub.