Departing tomorrow, the SS Failboat sails across the corporate sea in to a brave new world.<\/p>\n
Of course we will miss SS Shitboat, our sort of home borne out of a nomadic exisistance within the lower reaches of the great white vessel. Anyway as the SS Shitboat departs for the final voyage we soon discover the the SS Failboat is a much smaller craft. So much smaller personal effects such as 2nd\/3rd Irons and lots of cabin spare parts need to cast overboard.<\/p>\n
Jetsum has never looked so good, mind you the flotsum on the devon beaches earlier this year wasn’t too bad (Well if you bagged a BMW motorbike that is, the tampon and nappy collectors were well, scum).<\/p>\n
So over board comes a couple of Irons, one required a new plug the other required a clean up. Other objects of desire heading my way is a collection of Kettles and teapots and a Corby Trouser Press. Quite a booty in my opinion, but it was not just me. We all managed to grab a few bits here and there.<\/p>\n
Ebay might be a little busy in the next week.<\/p>\n
Look forward to more SS Failboat in the coming weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Departing tomorrow, the SS Failboat sails across the corporate sea in to a brave new world. Of course we will miss SS Shitboat, our sort of home borne out of a nomadic exisistance within the lower reaches of the great white vessel. Anyway as the SS Shitboat departs for the final voyage we soon discover … <\/p>\n