{"id":89,"date":"2007-08-02T20:23:45","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T20:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=89"},"modified":"2007-08-03T21:08:44","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T21:08:44","slug":"bullshit-season-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Bullshit season again"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes folks it’s that time of the year when all the blogs that know (fuck all) post guesses about the new Canon cameras. So without breaking from this bi-annual event thought I’d post my own made up specs.<\/p>\n

Right, with the EF1200 being a right expensive cunt Canon are about to release the stunning new EF1200 f\/1 IS DO Teasmaid. Sourced from the finest bullshit, it is a lens that makes tea. But not very good tea (just like any other teasmaid then). Made up picture…..<\/p>\n

\"BelieveAlthough it is a 1200mm the Superb DO optics (sourced from the rarest of Smirnoff Black Label Vokda bottles) mean the lens is a compact model. So small infact Canon couldn’t be arsed with knocking out a new body. They had a surplus of 300mm f\/4 shells which has come in handy. Currently the retail price is not known, but after a couple of bottles of Grolsch it seems to be around the \u00a3800 mark.<\/p>\n

Hot on the heals of this bullshit comes the stunning Canon EOS 2D. 28megapixel CCD sensor. Still no in Camera IS just to keep the Sony\/Pentax\/Olympus fanboys happy. The camera boasts an impresive 30fps and comes with a tethered Cray mainframe to help speed up the data transfer.<\/p>\n

Originally designed by Tibetan monks the 2D is a camera to set the standard for the next 6 weeks. Which should coincide with the speculation about the next Canon 1.5D or even the .89D which will piss over every thing.<\/p>\n

The gullible should look at the photographic representation of the 2d below.<\/p>\n

\"Yes<\/p>\n

Oh, whilst you are here please visit my advertising links. This site is provided free of charge and the revenue generated helps fund my addiction for cheap booze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes folks it’s that time of the year when all the blogs that know (fuck all) post guesses about the new Canon cameras. So without breaking from this bi-annual event thought I’d post my own made up specs. Right, with the EF1200 being a right expensive cunt Canon are about to release the stunning new … <\/p>\n

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