{"id":793,"date":"2009-07-08T10:47:29","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T10:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=793"},"modified":"2009-08-14T13:23:43","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T13:23:43","slug":"failboat-a-journey-into-the-unknown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=793","title":{"rendered":"Failboat &#8211; A journey into the unknown&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again we set sail on the merry seas to a journey with no end in site.<\/p>\n<p>It was decided when the plans for Failboat where drawn up to update all the office calculators, pens, ledgers etc (you get the idea &#8211; I&#8217;m talking about a Visionary upgrade).\u00a0 So many millions have been spent setting up the Pen repository, notepad dispensary and of course making sure the correct stationary is delivered to the correct desk.<\/p>\n<p>However we can only deliver this to new desks at present.\u00a0 Also if a desk has for example an oversized in tray or a unusual desk tidy then this visionary system cannot proceed.\u00a0\u00a0 It&#8217;s quite a relaxing time during this update as there&#8217;s very little to do.\u00a0 If fact it&#8217;s quite enjoyable testing the chair.\u00a0 At the current rate we are updating less than 8 desks per day.\u00a0 Not bad for a team of 4 (one at the failboat 3 based in SS Freakhouse).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again we set sail on the merry seas to a journey with no end in site. It was decided when the plans for Failboat where drawn up to update all the office calculators, pens, ledgers etc (you get the idea &#8211; I&#8217;m talking about a Visionary upgrade).\u00a0 So many millions have been spent setting &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=793\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Failboat &#8211; A journey into the unknown&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=793"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":876,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions\/876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}