…..maybe not.<\/p>\n
Sad, sad day.\u00a0 Late April 2009 will always be remembered for the departing of a ‘colleague’.\u00a0 Well when I say ‘colleague’ it’s in the loosest possible terms.\u00a0 You see, since SS Failboat departed these shores we’ve had a floating crew member.\u00a0\u00a0 That member did indeed have his own bunk and associated accessories.\u00a0 However the colleague, who we’ll call Borice never really wanted to board the SS Failboat.\u00a0 Quite often the hapless Borice would fall over cracks in the vessels decking, blame other crew members for his depression and generally shy away from his duties.<\/p>\n
Being at sea on the failboat meant we’d have to leave Borice behind.\u00a0 He was happy with this arrangement as he could still get paid and generally have a bit of time off from his duties.\u00a0\u00a0 Borice decided eventually this was enough, he left the SS Failboat before a meeting with ships captain.<\/p>\n
So farwell seaman Borice, I’d say you’d be missed.\u00a0 But to be missed you would’ve had to have turned up occasionally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
…..maybe not. Sad, sad day.\u00a0 Late April 2009 will always be remembered for the departing of a ‘colleague’.\u00a0 Well when I say ‘colleague’ it’s in the loosest possible terms.\u00a0 You see, since SS Failboat departed these shores we’ve had a floating crew member.\u00a0\u00a0 That member did indeed have his own bunk and associated accessories.\u00a0 However … <\/p>\n