{"id":53,"date":"2007-03-23T01:03:09","date_gmt":"2007-03-23T01:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.archbishopkebab.co.uk\/?p=53"},"modified":"2007-03-23T12:31:24","modified_gmt":"2007-03-23T12:31:24","slug":"had-a-couple-of-beers-and-now-i-couldnt-care-less","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Had a couple of beers and now I couldn&#8217;t care less!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As title really.  It&#8217;s late, 2 cans of Stella later and I care not.  Still should go to bed as i&#8217;ve got to get up at 07:00.<\/p>\n<p>\/Edit<\/p>\n<p>Woke up around 04:00 with a terrible case of the shits, then again at 05:00 and on the half hour for most of the morning.<\/p>\n<p>Shitwatch confirms that the movements are slowly decreasing, but still uncomfortable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As title really. It&#8217;s late, 2 cans of Stella later and I care not. Still should go to bed as i&#8217;ve got to get up at 07:00. \/Edit Woke up around 04:00 with a terrible case of the shits, then again at 05:00 and on the half hour for most of the morning. Shitwatch confirms &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=53\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Had a couple of beers and now I couldn&#8217;t care less!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}