{"id":119,"date":"2007-12-21T00:07:25","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T00:07:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=119"},"modified":"2007-12-21T00:08:02","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T00:08:02","slug":"shite-customer-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"Shite Customer Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know how it is, you fancy a quick sandwich on the way home.  So as Subway is near the station I thought a simple pop in and get grub might be in order.   But no, on the door there is some bloke with a Subway T-Shirt attempting to sign me for a money off deal.<\/p>\n<p>I mean this is fucking Subway.  So for \u00a310 I could have a voucher that entitles me to 3x free subs and plenty of buy one get one free deals.  Now I explain I&#8217;ve only got \u00a34, but then he can do this for a fiver.  So a good deal, but to be honest it wasn&#8217;t a good deal as I walked away.  In that brief few moments of bullshit he&#8217;s lost a customer.  Probably for a while to come as well.<\/p>\n<p>So well done (probably the area manager) Subway.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, partially inspired by my friend Chris (who I will meet for a drink sometime) a picture from today (edit yesterday now!)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scphoto.co.uk\/pages\/galleries\/misc\/pictures\/frozenweb.jpg\" alt=\"Frost\" align=\"middle\" border=\"1\" height=\"568\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Frosty lamppost, Acocks Green Station, Birmingham<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how it is, you fancy a quick sandwich on the way home. So as Subway is near the station I thought a simple pop in and get grub might be in order. But no, on the door there is some bloke with a Subway T-Shirt attempting to sign me for a money off &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/?p=119\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Shite Customer Service&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kebablog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}